The One With Ross's Thing
Season 3 - Episode 23
| Jon Favreau | Pete Becker |
| Kevin McDonald | Guru Saj |
| Matt Battaglia | Vince |
| Robert Gant | Jason |
| Richard Gant | Rhodes |
| Carole Goldman | Woman |
| Doug Looper | Fireman |
Ross has something on his backside, what it is he isn't sure. He goes to doctor but instead of removing it the doctor brings in a fleet of inters to examine Ross' posterior because it appears to be a medical first. Willing to do anything to have it removed, Ross sees an herbalist Phoebe recommends. The herbalist removes it, accidentally by brushing over it with his watch. Phoebe can't choose between two boyfriends, a fireman and a teacher. All three mistakenly meet in the coffee house where, attempting to appease each Phoebe looses both suitors. After learning that Pete has bought a "ring," Monica is convinced he's going to propose to her. Instead, Pete purchased a fighting ring and has decided that he wants to become an Ultimate Fighter.